CONGRATULATIONS!

Three years ago a Nigerian princess of immeasurable wealth commissioned the luxury intergalactic time-travelling skyliner, the SS Hygge, with one hundred cabins to give away to one hundred lucky people, and I am so pleased to inform you that you have won an all expenses paid vacation on board her maiden voyage!

You will have plenty of time to enjoy all the facilities the ship has to offer, but we will also be taking you to various destinations that you can only dream of. Ever wanted to visit a pirate cove? Cross swords in feudal Japan? How about watching some Shakespeare - in the original Globe theatre in the 1600s? You might even meet the man himself!

An individual transport pod will be waiting for you at 1800 outside your house. Please don't take anything with you - the transport pod is only big enough for you, and you will find the ship and its highly trained staff more than capable to tend to your needs. After you strap yourself into the transport pod, it will put you in stasis as it brings you to the space station where the ship is currently docked. Relax, don't panic, your vacation is about to begin.

Once all passengers have arrived, we will be departing promptly. Please don't be late!

We are so excited to have you on board travelling with us, and we hope you are ready for the greatest adventure of your life.